“Mischievous, Stimulating, Erotic, Illuminating!”
That’s been Slut Magazine’s motto for years. Well here’s some illumination for ya asses! Folks always wanna know wtf Jumpy think bout thangs. Jumpy let em know; then, they don’t WANNA know. Oh well, Jumpy gonna tell y’all bout stuff ANY damn way.
Well, I review crap and when I let folks know bout their polished up turds they get SNOTTY. They delete my comments and ban me from their turdy lil forums. Oh well, ya can’t ban Jumpy from Jumpman Lane’s Slut Magazine. Caws I’m THE goddamn JUMPMAN, bitch and I got PLENTY of bitches with me! Say werd!
“We ready for the goddamn law suit!” That’s what I told the last motherfucker that wanted to sue me. So, ya sue-happy? Hehehe! Well fuck you too.
Jumpy realer than J. lol with her butt poked out. We gonna review some shit and let ya know wtf we know when we know like we always do!
Risk in all we do! We don’t care! We just play cool til the cops come! Square biness! 🙂