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ILLUMINATED by One Jump Lane

/ILLUMINATED by One Jump Lane

“Mischievous, Stimulating, Erotic, Illuminating!”

That’s been Slut Magazine’s motto for years. Well here’s some illumination for ya asses!  Folks always wanna know wtf Jumpy think bout thangs. Jumpy let em know; then, they don’t WANNA know. Oh well, Jumpy gonna tell y’all bout stuff ANY damn way.

Well, I review crap and when I let folks know bout their polished up turds they get SNOTTY. They delete my comments and ban me from their turdy lil forums. Oh well, ya can’t ban Jumpy from Jumpman Lane’s Slut Magazine. Caws I’m THE goddamn JUMPMAN, bitch and I got PLENTY of bitches with me! Say werd!

“We ready for the goddamn law suit!” That’s what I told the last motherfucker that wanted to sue me. So, ya sue-happy? Hehehe! Well fuck you too.

Jumpy realer than J. lol with her butt poked out. We gonna review some shit and let ya know wtf we know when we know like we always do!

Risk in all we do! We don’t care! We just play cool til the cops come! Square biness! 🙂

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October 2015

Trump = Disaster!

November 23rd, 2016|0 Comments

Trump won! I unno, I'm just a lil' Lane; but the world seems to be inching just that much closer to SOME kind of disaster. Oh, faithful [...]

How to Make out with a Gal in 60 seconds or Less IRL- Jumpy-style!

November 20th, 2015|0 Comments

Recently, folks read an article I wrote about chatting via text. I was on Reddit trying to learn some up to the second info on Linden Lab's new [...]

Jumpy’s Secrets of Flirting Over Text: The Window of Opportunity

November 8th, 2015|0 Comments

Jumpy been on reddit trying to find out new stuff about virtual worlds and stuff. While there I been helping out a few folks with dating advice. [...]

How to Make A Man Love You Like Jumpy Loves his Girl!

October 31st, 2015|0 Comments

“If Only I Could Understand Men….” Gals, lament that all the time. Usually as a prelude to sex. Yet... Jumpy's got a girlfriend! Jumpman Lane is officially off [...]

Jumpy’s Secrets of Flirting Over Text: Chatting Made Simple

October 25th, 2015|1 Comment

What to Message Girls Because texting is a fairly new concept, many of us have never been shown the secrets to texting a girl. So naturally, most [...]

Rebuilding the World Rick Grimes-style

October 20th, 2015|0 Comments

The Walking Dead Compendium 3: A Review...Kinda. Hehehe During the Stroker Wars, when Jumpy and the Slut Mag Gang faced down and buried that big fat damn dummy plumber, Stroker Serpentine, it [...]