Project Description

The Dawson Residence by Juro Kothari has been Slut Magazine’s headquarters for years. It is considered the masterpiece of the greatest architect in the history of Second Life. His other houses are museums. The Annie Butler Home and the Cyrus Apollo House are but examples. Prokofy Neva’s old, previously unknown SL Architects’ Club by Kothari was lauded as a virtual discovery on par with uncovering a new dinosaur skeleton in a tar pit in your back yard, or a Greek ruin awash in the tide, or a Rembrandt in your granny’s attic .

The grand diva of the grid, Class of 2003’s own Lady Dawson lived in The House Named for Her for years, even hosting the founder of Second Life himself, Philip Linden at party there once. Ol’ Dirt Face Phil, stood in the pool and declared it “cool”.

Well, some nameless stalker moved into the neighborhood; and, Lady skedaddled, leaving the keys to the crib in the hands of her last denoobified noob, The Kid, Jumpman Lane. Jumpy performed many a legendary deed at The Famous House (most notably declaring victory in The Douche Wars, being crowned Kang of Second Life- quite publicly by Pixeleen Mistral of Second Life Herald fame, when Stroker Serpentine went bonkers and did a stint in the puzzle factory in a paper gown on suicide watch, and could no longer call himself a porn king- or ANY KIND OF KING…with a straight face). Hehehehe!

Ah…The Dawson Residence is a mythical place-famous long before Jumpy set a foot in it. It’s even said to be haunted. Every night, at dusk during The Magic Hour, a voice is heard to exclaim, “Get back, ye evil night demons!” Come morn, great day is greeted by a joyful voice: “Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo…”
What wonders abound! If the windows weren’t tinted (alas they are) one might glimpse The Grid Famous (fucking) or just lounging about NUDE!

As Jumpy is a man most kind to YOU his most faithful of Slut Mag Faithful, peer intently and with interest as Porn Icons collide (in Jumpy’s bed no less).

Jennnnna Jameson is a LEGEND whose fame knows no bounds. Her NAME, though robbed from her by a pesky Linden (Harry) is honored and REVERED in the Adult Community she CREATED with a few keystrokes. People who have never pixel-humped know of her and hope to meet and MEAT her.

Partee Mytili, THE. MOST. POPULAR. PRACTICING. PORNSTAR. PERIOD. Makes NEWS when she vacations on the meat side and returns to our little virtual world, like a queen returning from summering in the country to her Palace.

When ICONS such as these, in moments of boredom and titanic lust FROLIC, who but the gifted Rachel Swallows could capture the moment. Where but The Bed Room of Juro’s crowning monument could this stuff of LEGEND occur. Jennnnna does Partee by Rachel Swallows…

Rachel Swallows
Rachel SwallowsCo-owner, Editrix-in-chief Busted Magazine