Chelsea Malibu and her company, Mountainmeister LLc had a good thing going. For a time, they shot the curl. They road the crest of real life companies entering Second Life, hooking up with some slick talking re res, and getting straight up BILKED out of REAL LIFE monies. Jenna Jameson (the RL pornstar) got sweet talked into believing that SL was the next big thing in social media. Jenna wised up quick and split. Chelsea Malibu was making lights last time I checked (around 4 years ago).  Oh well. The well dried up.

Jumpy was the first to suspect something was amiss caws that turd Chelsea wanted 20,000 L$ for thr real life Jenna’s SL avi to appear on the cover of Slut Magazine. Hmmmmm… If you’re making USD why the hell you need 20K of Jumpy’s damn monies ANY damn way. Fuck all that shit!!!

“Our Jennnnna is better than YOUR Jenna” was the blurb that launched the career of the most famous pornstar in the history of Second Life. Did Jumpy discover Jennnnna Jameson? Fuck no! She IMed me! Jennnnna discovered Jumpy. Did Slut Mag launch Jennnnna Jameson in porn. FUCK NO! Jennnnnna did it all on her own. We slapped Jennnnna on our cover just to stab back at Chelsea Malibu. We thought we’d found a kinda cool girl with a kinda cool name. We never saw Jennnnna Jameson coming.

What Jennnnnna had (in addition to a 1-in-a million kind of charisma) was VISION. Jennnnna Jameson  wanted to be a pornstar.  She started a little blogspot blog. (Jumpy was one of the first to join it). She started a SL in world group. (Jumpy’s been booted out of it twice for being a lil’ troublemaker). She wanted to create a COMMUNITY.

Round 2010 whilst Jumpy was waging grid-wide war with Stroker Serpentine, Jennnnna quietly organized, hell CREATED the Second Life Porn Industry. Coveted “The Pornstar’s” tags classified all porn producers into little enclaves: actress, actor, director, etc. One winsome day, in The Pornstar’s Group some newly minted “pornstar” even blithely informed Ol’ Jump he wasn’t a pornographer, just some blogger. Well Jumpy AIN’T A  PORNOGRAPHER. Jumpy’s jus’ a lil’ Lane! Smiling, Jumpy admired Jennnnna’s handiwork.

One might suppose, that the sudden rise of Jennnnna Jameson would have resulted in a Second Life filled with  rainbows and lollipops. Yet, SL is filled with TARDS! Mountainmiester LLc  hounded Jennnnna from the very beginning because her name was so close to that honeypot-Jenna they were shitting out of monies. THEN, some turd goes on The Forums promoting some Sl Erotica Convention and mentioned Jennnnna by name bringing out those pesky Lindens.

Jennnna told me she tried HUNDREDS of variations and The Lab refused. “Nothing with a J” so Emmanuelle Jammeson was born. Name change? No problem. Jennnna just got bigger, her blog more popular, The Pornstars Group-just stronger. THEN, some sneaky sack of shit HACKED Jennnna’s account. They posted real-life pictures of her online that took MONTHS to remove. Folks wonder at times why JUMPY wont stop. They wonder why no war EVER ends. It’s because people like the saps who hacked Jennnnna’s account EXIST, and do that crap for no good reason. Jennnnna Jameson IS and has alwayS been a lil’ sweetheart of a girl. “They” didn’t “get her!” Jennnnna still here. Everyday operations of her blog and group have been handed over to a pal. Her RL is happy and prosperous. Jennnnna’s still standing.

Jumpy was denoobified by an oldie (Lady Dawson, “Hi, Leddy”). When Lady first started, there wasn’t much to see in Second Life. One, of the things I’m most grateful to Big Boss Daws for is that I see SL through her eyes. When, I look around, I still don’t see much. I see the omissions, I see the opportunities. Many look around and see a ready-made world. Yet, there’s always firsts. There’s always innovators. My girlfriend was telling me the other day, how I’m in the porn industry. I told her, “No, no. When I started Slut Magazine, there was no porn industry.” Slut Magazine predates The SL Porn Industry because there was no industry…until Jennnnna Jameson created it…Jennnnna Jameson, the most famous pornstar of them all…