What happens when the Society Editrix of Slut Magazine gets married? Someone writes about it! In this case it is me, the Society Editrix who will do the writing myself.

There is an unforeseen complication: I am already divorced. More news about this will follow …

So, how do you plan a wedding in Second Life? Of course you can go to one of the large wedding organizations. For instance, Celestina’s Weddings. I mention them because I remember that a friend worked for them in the past. She also worked as an escort and she had the habit of combining those jobs whenever the occasion (or the groom’s cock) came up. One of the grooms that hired her even managed to get between the sheets with her before he consummated his marriage.

Another option is to organize everything yourself. Our Society Editrix chose for that. After all there were plenty of people around at her regular hangout to help her with the wedding. It was to take place at a piece of grassland behind the little neighborhood where the dirty men gather to pick up their street whores to play with. There would be no dress code. Tons of prostitutes were expected to attend the event.

While Tsai worked on the ceremony spot, helped by her son Whotter and by Rachael Ezvalt, one of the owners of Street Whores- Town Square, her husband Castings prepared their house for the reception. He included a dance floor and a lovely wedding cake, which was soon discovered by Whotter. Being the son of a street whore and a dirty otter he quickly started to consume pieces of the cake. There was no stopping him.

The ceremony was crowded and some of the attending prostitutes even bothered to put on some beautiful dresses, though most of them were on the short side. Succubus Stephanie and Avril Vallejo, two long-time friends of the bride, were bridesmaids and the ceremony was presided over by Bojana, who was chosen as the expert on the matter because evil tongues mentioned that she had copulated with a number of priests in the past. Let us give you a part of her wedding speech:

Street Whores Sim
Is delighted to welcome you all here today to celebrate the Second Life marriage of Tsai Chin, “most-screwed whore of 2013” and Castings the well-known serial bigamist.

In the presence of often and pre-loved whores, friends and clients
we have cum together
to witness their marriage
to share their joy
and to celebrate their lust.

The gift of marriage brings husband and wife together
in the delight and tenderness of sexual union
to the end of their Second lives.

Tsai and Castings
are now to enter this way of life.
They will each give their consent to the other
and make solemn vows.

There was a party afterwards at the house of Tsai and Castings, after which the couple left early, to consummate their marriage before any of the gathered women could have a go at the groom.

Unfortunately, as in real life, also in this virtual world vows only last for so long. A divorce took place three days later. The reasons? There is gossip of course, but the couple kept their lips stiff.

Tsai Cheng
Tsai ChengSlut Magazine Society Editrix
Slut Mag’s Ambassador of HOT N’ SEXY!

Well Slut Mag can’t TEACH Tsai shit! She’s been blogging for years. What we plan to do is UNLEASH her on the unsuspecting re res of our little virtual world.

Society Maven, Second Life Smart Set Fixture.

She puts the GLITTER in Glitterati! She’ll make ya famous!